FB!! Live it or kill it??

Why do people friend u in FB?

It's a fad to have a humongous friends list ! And admit it you really really wanna know if "that girl" you went to school ( and whoYOU thought was a loser) really has THAT much of an awesome life as u?? :) Eh some of us tend to be competitive bitches!!! 

Why do I add people ? ( evil self satisfied smile) coz I love snooping!!!

You find the girl u once met when u went out with this guy from kinder garden who was in town after 15 years? Click  - "Add friend"

You find this person who you think your ex actually had a thing for ( but of course you never caught them red handed) ? Click - "Add friend" 

The guy in yellow Tee ( who most certainly would be the guy u used to play cricket with) 

Click - " Add friend"

You must be fucking kidding me!

 

Do you feel gloated and pleased with yourself when you have 150 friends more than last week?? You actually feel a sense of accomplishment after WASTING 2 whole hours reading every goddamn update in your newsfeed??? 

Really? Why? Because oh... They are ur "friends". They are interested in ur life as much as u?? 

NO. 

PERIOD. 

The one thousand ppl in ur friends list just don't  care!! They don't care if it is  ur 2 nd anniversary, ur 30th birthday ( unless u really look it :D) .. Ur great grand dad croaked.. Ur heels broke on the way to work.. Ur kid pooped or farted.. If u spent the day baking or crying or died bleeding!!! They just don't... 

They r only there to feel a lil psychotic pleasure when u fail.. When they think you got what u deserved in life.. They wanna know what goes on in ur pathetic little life!! So it does'nt matter if u have one thousand friends.. U r in 15+ circles or 200 ppl "like" that cute picture of u hanging around  ur husband's shoulders or ..!!! It really does'nt mean ANYTHING if they love  ur "abso-fuckingly-lutely" cute kid and nobody means it when they say "wish you were HERE" 

NOne of that means shit.. 

They are there in your list coz you provide the perfect gateway to snoop through their ex's current gf's / bf's album and wall !!

So... My point being... Don't waste 2 hours uploading 500 photos from your birthday celebration or giving fucking status updates about your mood swings! 

Make time for real people. Especially those who will pick the phone and call you when they hear you have a death in the family. The one who will actually remember to wish you on your birthday without freaking FB reminders .. Because THEY are called friends..